April fools...

[Bolt Action]

April fools day is just a day or two away and it got me wondering what kinds of pranks you've  pulled or had pulled on you in the past?

I enjoy a good prank and my poor wife is usually the target of my fun. In years past, I've  replaced the custard in her Boston creme donut with mayo, replaced the toothpaste in the tube with mayo, replaced her shampoo with mayo (seeing a theme?), put salt in the sugar bowl before she made her coffee, saran wrapped  her car, just to name a few... now that my older son is old enough he likes getting in on the action. Last year he seated a nail between fingers and put ketchup around the 'wound'.

[dbHunterNY]

i really only think of a couple ideas but they're playing with fire. wife just got and hooked up a new Peloton. I never mess with it but I have admin access to the wireless router. i could dump her internet connection on and off to it and let her try to figure out why her new toy isn't working. kids have their bounce house down in the basement. I could open up a vent in the back so it won't hold enough air and then we could question if it has a hole and should be thrown away. 

[mowin]

Got my stepdaughter good yrs ago.  At 14, like most young ladies she loved anything Victoria secrets.  Had a client that works for VS designing the stores and she always asked me if she could meet him thinking it would give her a "in" lol. So I need help doing some spring cleanup and she did end up meeting him, but I told her to be respectful and not pressure him about his job.  

Never told my wife the plans, but on the 1st, all I said to my wife was to get ready and play along.  With the stepbrat in the room, I made my phone ring and answered and pretended it was my client. I basically the fake conversation made her believe my client noticed her, and wanted to bring her to NYC for a modeling try out. Of course, her mother and I said we're not comfortable that, and Des was buying the whole thing and pleading with her mom while I was still telling my "client" that we were going to talk about it.  I made her suffer long enough and simply reminded her that she stated I could never get her on April fool's.  The reality set in, and she uttered a few choice words and stomped to her room.  Every yr, I text her on the 1st, reminding her of the VS modeling career that never happened.  

[boo711]

If I didn’t read these I would have just thought April 1st. Let’s go fishing for a few hours. Never really think of it as April fools day

[Bolt Action]

54 minutes ago, boo711 said:

If I didn’t read these I would have just thought April 1st. Let’s go fishing for a few hours. Never really think of it as April fools day

It's in my top five holidays for the year. I'm thinking this year I might do something with peanut butter on my shoe. Tell the wife I stepped in crap and then taste it or something along those lines. I'll have to finesse my delivery to make it believable LOL

[mowin]

17 minutes ago, Bolt Action said:

It's in my top five holidays for the year. I'm thinking this year I might do something with peanut butter on my shoe. Tell the wife I stepped in crap and then taste it or something along those lines. I'll have to finesse my delivery to make it believable LOL

Ok.  Just don't actually step in actual dog poo, or she'll be laughing at you. 

[Wolc123]

1 hour ago, boo711 said:

If I didn’t read these I would have just thought April 1st. Let’s go fishing for a few hours. Never really think of it as April fools day

What if the DEC stocked suckers and bullheads rather than trout in the local streams ?  That might be a good one. 

[boo711]

28 minutes ago, Wolc123 said:

What if the DEC stocked suckers and bullheads rather than trout in the local streams ?  That might be a good one. 

I love bullheads!!!

[GreeneHunter]

My Mom used to get me every year (when she was alive ) saying some awful accident happened and I'd never catch on until she started laughing ! Miss Her and Dad !

[Otto]

When I worked at the Front Desk we would have to count out the cash drawer at the end of every shift, right down to the penny.  When the next shift came on, the coin tills would be filled to the brim with open coins.  

My daughter pulled a good one on me a few years ago.  She told me that she met someone and that although he was a Trump lover, it was ok because when they met, he just "grabbed her by the pu$$y" and she fell right in love immediately.  

[Bolt Action]

I ended up putting the peanut butter on the baby's lower back.. asked my wife why she didn't change him if she saw the brown creeping out of his diaper.. she said she never smelled it, so I showed her that I accidentally put my hand in it and now had 'poop' on my fingers.  Then I licked it off my fingers and she gagged. Score: 1 for me; 0 for the wife.  

I also put saran wrap on the toilet bowl.. that one might get me in trouble though...

[Water Rat]

I woke up my wife early a few years ago on April Fool's Day and told her that someone slashed her car tires. She jumped up out of bed and stormed outside to the driveway. When she looked , she called me an asshole and marched off back to bed.     LOL