Your Favorite Quotes.

[blackbeltbill]

  This is currently  a 5-pager on the NJ- Sister Site. Mine below is--

  I HAVE SEEN THE ENEMY- AND IT IS US.

[GreeneHunter]

Too Old to Mold !

[Splitear]

“Just because you can doesn’t mean you should”. I say this to myself probably a dozen times a day. 
 

[ZAG]

Worthless as a tit on a bull

[Ncountry]

Not my favorite, but on the list ... Easier to ask forgiveness than permission

[Rob-c]

It’s only illegal if you get caught .. 

[grampy]

"Shoot What You Like. Like What You Shoot."

For deer season. I've been saying it for years.

[crappyice]

If the queen had balls she'd be the king.

Do your job!

[Moho81]

1 hour ago, Rob-c said:

It’s only illegal if you get caught .. 

Ha! Just used that yesterday in a conversation about finishing off a cruise ship. 

I'll add in "Don't temp me with a good time" best when used when someone says something that they think will either disgust you/gross you out/make you feel weird. Flips it right back on them. 

[Robhuntandfish]

Understand all you know about it

[mowin]

It is what it is.

[Splitear]

13 minutes ago, mowin said:

It is what it is.

I never heard this saying until I moved to NY, and now I say it all the time. It's an insidious saying, and I like it better than my former saying of "oh well". 

[mowin]

1 minute ago, Splitear said:

I never heard this saying until I moved to NY, and now I say it all the time. It's an insidious saying, and I like it better than my former saying of "oh well". 

My mom used to say it all the time, and it drove me nuts, lol. 

[blackbeltbill]

21 minutes ago, mowin said:

It is what it is.

I use that one a lot.

[grampy]

24 minutes ago, mowin said:

It is what it is.

I use this one. But my wife counters with "no it isn't"!!!.........................sigh