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12 minutes ago, Bionic said:

Your thumb appears to be healing well

You may be referring to the surgery I had this past July on my hand and elbow, and yes, that has gone good.   That old thumb deal is a different story.

It's a sad but humorous tale that happened probably 25 years ago in a far, far away garage, here at my house.   I was snow blowing the driveway and enjoying a cigar when I was overcome with a sudden urge to use the INDOOR bathroom NOW.  I only had a minute or so to go so finished, backed the snowblower into the garage and started to close the garage door then realized I still had the stogie in my clenched teeth.  I quickly raised the overhead door and chucked the butt out onto the snowy lawn and pulled the door down with my right hand, sticking my thumb in between the two lower panels, pinching it flat.......suddenly I didn't have that urge anymore.   

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6 minutes ago, Lawdwaz said:

You may be referring to the surgery I had this past July on my hand and elbow, and yes, that has gone good.   That old thumb deal is a different story.

It's a sad but humorous tale that happened probably 25 years ago in a far, far away garage, here at my house.   I was snow blowing the driveway and enjoying a cigar when I was overcome with a sudden urge to use the INDOOR bathroom NOW.  I only had a minute or so to go so finished, backed the snowblower into the garage and started to close the garage door then realized I still had the stogie in my clenched teeth.  I quickly raised the overhead door and chucked the butt out onto the snowy lawn and pulled the door down with my right hand, sticking my thumb in between the two lower panels, pinching it flat.......suddenly I didn't have that urge anymore.   

If you need amputation, I know a guy

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2 hours ago, Bucksnbows said:

We still haven’t had anything but a few flurries in northern NJ this fall. Would love to see snow for next week’s 6 Day shotgun season. 

C'mon up wed morning and bring a shovel, we will give you all you can take.  Lol

"it's pointless for humans to paint scenes of nature when they can go outside and stand in it"- Ron Swanson

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