Splitear Posted November 8, 2022 Posted November 8, 2022 Just hope your strap holds. Don_C, Rusty and Bolt Action 1 2
Arcade Hunter Posted November 8, 2022 Posted November 8, 2022 Just now, paula said: I wouldn't trust it. Lol That could get messy for sure! Moho81, paula and Rusty 1 2
Cabin Fever Posted November 8, 2022 Posted November 8, 2022 Seems like with a little modification, one could cut a poop shoot through a saddle? Seems like they’ve thought of everything else!Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk paula 1
Bolt Action Posted November 8, 2022 Posted November 8, 2022 No way, just one more thing to carry in and out. I've been lucky so far in that I've never had to crap in the woods.
Bolt Action Posted November 8, 2022 Posted November 8, 2022 With that said, this might actually make a good lineman's belt!
Cabin Fever Posted November 8, 2022 Posted November 8, 2022 No way, just one more thing to carry in and out. I've been lucky so far in that I've never had to crap in the woods. Well someone just jinxed themselves!! LOLSent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Nomad 1
Bolt Action Posted November 8, 2022 Posted November 8, 2022 Just now, Cabin Fever said: Well someone just jinxed themselves!! LOL Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Crap.. Rusty 1
mowin Posted November 8, 2022 Posted November 8, 2022 (edited) True story. Buddy went drinking the night before a morning hunt. Shimmied his climber up a tree and waited. Not long after the grumbling started. Had know where to hang his bow, so he lowered it down. Just a couple sit and stand reps with the climber, and it became quite obvious he wasn't going to make it to the ground, so he released the Genny screamer from 15' up. Still early, so he got settled in and hauled his bow up only to find it covered in last nights Genny cream ale. Edited November 8, 2022 by mowin solon, Moho81 and Spaceman Spiff 3
eaglemountainman Posted November 8, 2022 Posted November 8, 2022 Does it come in camo choices to match my Sitka ensemble?
Splitear Posted November 8, 2022 Posted November 8, 2022 1 hour ago, Cabin Fever said: Seems like with a little modification, one could cut a poop shoot through a saddle? Seems like they’ve thought of everything else! Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk I could just imagine going squirrel hunting and stalking up on a tree that sounds like a squirrel is cutting nuts in, only to discover a saddle hunter dropping a treetop deucer. Cabin Fever 1
G-man Posted November 8, 2022 Posted November 8, 2022 Looks like someone made a fortune and called it a tree saddle... Cabin Fever 1
NYRturkeycall Posted November 8, 2022 Posted November 8, 2022 Now that we're getting technical about it, I'll take the intellectual rights to this (25% royalties on all sales to anything closely resembling this in the 50 states). There should be something similar to a portable John for the car but for poop. Not so much that provides a great seal but it'll funnel something into a bag and then there's a little bottle with water or something on a carabiner to wash said funnel implement out so you can hang it on your tree after you're done. The bags should be scent locked so that they can just stay up there if you're in your hang on or climber so you don't have to get down. We should all be wearing our harnesses so squatting without the fear of falling should not be an issue at all. Complete privacy up in the trees, at least better than being on the ground given some of these other gross stories I just read and laughed good at. Obviously we all keep wipes with us so that is taken care of and then just keep a small bottle of hand sanitizer with you. But obviously it wouldn't be like so much of a true funnel. More of like a cone for dogs actually, but for humans and poop. If you get the idea The bags would actually go around and secure to the top of the funnel. So when you close the bag, similar to a dog poop bag, you don't worry about getting any on your hands. Patent pending. And just so you all know I had to stop using talk to text and actually type this because I was laughing so hard. Palma non sine pulvere
Splitear Posted November 8, 2022 Posted November 8, 2022 7 minutes ago, NYRturkeycall said: Now that we're getting technical about it, I'll take the intellectual rights to this (25% royalties on all sales to anything closely resembling this in the 50 states). There should be something similar to a portable John for the car but for poop. Not so much that provides a great seal but it'll funnel something into a bag and then there's a little bottle with water or something on a carabiner to wash said funnel implement out so you can hang it on your tree after you're done. The bags should be scent locked so that they can just stay up there if you're in your hang on or climber so you don't have to get down. We should all be wearing our harnesses so squatting without the fear of falling should not be an issue at all. Complete privacy up in the trees, at least better than being on the ground given some of these other gross stories I just read and laughed good at. Obviously we all keep wipes with us so that is taken care of and then just keep a small bottle of hand sanitizer with you. But obviously it wouldn't be like so much of a true funnel. More of like a cone for dogs actually, but for humans and poop. If you get the idea The bags would actually go around and secure to the top of the funnel. So when you close the bag, similar to a dog poop bag, you don't worry about getting any on your hands. Patent pending. And just so you all know I had to stop using talk to text and actually type this because I was laughing so hard. I'm sitting here chuckling to myself envisioning the infomercial for this....I can just imagine myself trying to shuffle out of my cold weather clothes to take a #2 while hanging off of my tree stand. The more I read this, the funnier it gets. NYRturkeycall and cynthiafu 2
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