mowin Posted January 21, 2023 Share Posted January 21, 2023 Went to breakfast with my neighbor the other day, and a young waitress that I assume was new because I've never seen her before, came by our table to refill coffee cups. She had both regular and decaf pots, so Scott said " leaded please". The look of confusion on her face was obvious. Lol. nywaw, dbHunterNY, GreeneHunter and 3 others 2 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoubleDose Posted January 21, 2023 Share Posted January 21, 2023 Drop a dime on someone. (They have no knowledge of a public payphone) dbHunterNY, Pygmy, mowin and 1 other 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mowin Posted January 21, 2023 Author Share Posted January 21, 2023 A clean slate.. What's a chalkboard??? dbHunterNY and Dr Juice 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crappyice Posted January 21, 2023 Share Posted January 21, 2023 We just taught them "Ring the phone when you get home." Whenever we got home from Brooklyn, my mother would have to call my grandmother's house and let it ring just once and hang up -indicating we were home safely mowin and NYRturkeycall 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nywaw Posted January 21, 2023 Share Posted January 21, 2023 1 minute ago, crappyice said: We just taught them "Ring the phone when you get home." Whenever we got home from Brooklyn, my mother would have to call my grandmother's house and let it ring just once and hang up -indicating we were home safely Similar with collect calls as a kid to get picked up by mom or dad. You have a collect call from "we're ready come pick us up" crappyice, mowin, 2012-Taco and 4 others 4 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grampy Posted January 22, 2023 Share Posted January 22, 2023 Go turn the antenna!! Back in the days when you had only two or three TV channels. And had to adjust, or turn the television antenna, to better the reception and picture. Pygmy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mowin Posted January 22, 2023 Author Share Posted January 22, 2023 9 minutes ago, grampy said: Go turn the antenna!! Back in the days when you had only two or three TV channels. And had to adjust, or turn the television antenna, to better the reception and picture. Omg. The times dad asked us to turn the antenna or adjust the rabbit ears.. grampy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Splitear Posted January 22, 2023 Share Posted January 22, 2023 How about “Pump the Brakes”? mowin, crappyice, Pygmy and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PraiseDiana Posted January 22, 2023 Share Posted January 22, 2023 Be kind, rewind! crappyice, mowin, DoubleDose and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swamp_bucks Posted January 22, 2023 Share Posted January 22, 2023 Jack of all trades master of none. Said that the other day and had 3 people look at me like I had 3 heads. LET EM GROW, Bionic, crappyice and 4 others 4 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pygmy Posted January 22, 2023 Share Posted January 22, 2023 7 hours ago, DoubleDose said: Drop a dime on someone. (They have no knowledge of a public payphone) I was in a tavern back in the early 70's and the bartender told an unruly patron that if he didn't leave, he'd "drop a dime" on him... The patron replied " If you drop a dime on me, I'll drop YOU.."..... Happy ending...The guy left and nobody got hurt... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pygmy Posted January 22, 2023 Share Posted January 22, 2023 "Draw a fine bead"....From the days when nearly everyone hunted with open sights the most common being a front bead and an open U rear...".... mowin and crappyice 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pygmy Posted January 22, 2023 Share Posted January 22, 2023 " Honey, you get the rubber sheet and I'll get the Mazola oil.." Ooops.......Errrrr.... Never mind.....<< blush>>.... mowin, Bolt Action, Doebuck1234 and 4 others 2 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crappyice Posted January 22, 2023 Share Posted January 22, 2023 How about a hostess at a restaurant asking, "Smoking or non-smoking" Chef , mowin, 2BuckBizCT and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sbuff Posted January 22, 2023 Share Posted January 22, 2023 (edited) Sit Indian style , now they say sit criss cross applesauce , wtf Edited January 22, 2023 by sbuff dbHunterNY, mowin, NYRturkeycall and 2 others 3 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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