Daily Chuckle

[GreeneHunter]

(Little Humor , Very Little ...LOL )

A woman was 3 months pregnant when she fell into a deep coma and woke up after about 10 months.

The woman asked the doctor about her baby.

Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl. They’re both fine. And, your brother named them for you.

Woman: No No No! Not my brother. He’s an idiot! What did he name the girl?

Doctor: Denise.

Woman: Ohh, that’s actually a nice name. What about the boy?

Doctor: deeply sighs Denephew.

[Bucksnbows]

Seymour Shapiro, 85, goes for his half year check up.
His doctor says, “So, Seymour, how have you been feeling?”
“Never better,doctor! You know after my Becky died, I was lonely! Not anymore!! I met a beautiful 25 year old shiksa, who happens to love me for myself, not my money! We got married, and guess what!? She’s expecting my baby!! Now what do you think of that?”
The doctor leans back in his chair, tents his fingers together, pondering the question.
 Then the doctor says, “Let me tell you a little story, Seymour. I have a friend, pretty much about your age, who loves hunting, in fact, he never misses a season. 
One fall day, he sets off to go hunting. Trudging through the woods, he sees a huge male beaver by a lake. He goes to pick up his gun, and realizes that he brought his cane by accident, instead. 
Well, he’s so disappointed, but he decides, just for the hell of it, to lift his cane, aim it at the animal, as if it were his rifle, and go, ‘bang bang’! 
Much to his surprise, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead!
What do you think of that?”
“Well,” says Seymour, “Logic would strongly suggest that someone else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver.”
“My point exactly.”, says the doctor.

[Splitear]

[mowin]

33 minutes ago, Splitear said:

You put it like that, and it's not that funny...

[GreeneHunter]

[Nontypical]

[Steuben Jerry]

From a FB hunt group

[Bucksnbows]

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[Skillet]

[Bionic]

6 minutes ago, Skillet said:

My dad likes to tell Coor’s drinkers this: You know how to refill Coor’s ? You leave the empties out in the rain.  

[Skillet]

[Splitear]

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